My children walked in on us having sex

Dear Coleen,
Last weekend our kids decided to bring us breakfast in bed as it was my birthday – we have a boy aged 11 and a girl who’s 14.
Unfortunately, when they opened the door with trays shouting ‘Surprise!’ and ‘Happy birthday, Mum!’ my husband and I were having sex.

Luckily, they didn’t see anything much because we covered up quickly, but we screamed so they screamed and then they backed out of the room fast.
I reacted by being cross that they’d come into the room without knocking and told them they’d shocked us by walking in.
However, I didn’t really explain what was going on – should I have talked to them about the birds and the bees?
I’m sure my daughter is fairly clued up, but my son is a few years younger.
I’m worried they’ll find it as embarrassing as I would if I bring it up now.
Have I scarred them for life? Please say no!
Coleen says..
First thing – buy a lock for your bedroom door!
Then reiterate that your bedroom is your private space and whenever they want to come in they should knock first – you might be naked and no one likes to catch their parents in the buff!
However, I’m sure they’ve been suitably embarrassed and won’t forget to knock again.
I don’t think you should sit them down for a big scary talk – I always think it’s best to discuss sex and relationships on an informal, ongoing basis, so it feels natural and relaxed.
For example, if there’s a storyline on a soap or a situation that occurs in real life, you can try and talk around it.
The most important thing is that your kids feel able to come to you with questions. And if they do ask what you and dad were up to, then, yes, talk to them.
I remember when my boys Shane and Jake asked questions about sex, I was dying of embarrassment inside, but I knew it was important not to let that show so they’d continue to come to me if they had any worries or issues around sex.
It’s all part of being a parent and your role as a teacher in life.
I don’t think you’ve scarred them for life. Kids don’t like to think of their parents having sex – the natural reaction to that idea is usually ‘Eurrgh, that’s vile!’
And they probably think you’re way too old to be doing it anyway.

I want to spend the rest of my life with her... so should I tell my girlfriend I kissed a few other girls?

DEAR COLEEN;

I’m 19, my girlfriend is 21, and we’ve been together for nearly two years.
I love her so much, but I’ve kissed a few other girls while I’ve been with her and she knows two of them.

Nothing has been said as they were both drunken snogs, but I feel guilty every day.

I want to spend the rest of my life with her. What should I do?

Coleen says..

In this case, I think you should keep quiet about what happened. But you’ve got to promise yourself that you’ll never get so drunk that you do it again.

You need to find that limit with drink so you don’t do something stupid.

I don’t think you’ll achieve anything by coming clean to your girlfriend. Because you’re finding it hard to live with the guilt, you think telling her will just make your life easier.

You’d be passing the buck – after all, you won’t have to feel guilty any more if she knows, right?

Look, you’re only 19 and we’ve all done silly things at that age.

If you love this girl, put it behind you and make a deal with yourself that you won’t do it again.

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Am I too old for sex at 70?

Dear Coleen,My husband isn’t interested in sex any more.

I’m 70 and we’ve been married for 50 years. He tells me I should no longer want it because I’m old.

Well, I still feel as sexual now as I did 30 years ago, but I’m embarrassed to beg him for sex.

Am I normal or a freak? He says I’m disgusting for wanting to have sex.

It makes we want to cry to think I’ll go to my grave never having sex again.

Coleen says..

Firstly, you are definitely not a freak. In fact, hats off to you, lady.

You are not the one with the problem. Maybe you’ve just hit that bump in the road where sex goes off the boil for one partner.

You don’t have to beg for it, but be honest and explain you’re not ready to give up that side of your life.

It could be he’s finding it difficult to get and maintain an erection and he’s embarrassed to discuss it.

If it turns out this is an issue, there is help out there, which he could discuss with his GP or research online to get more information.

Because his response seems quite angry and defensive, my guess is that he could be having physical problems.

But however defensive he gets, get him to talk about it – there’s no need to have a row.

In the meantime, you can always pleasure yourself, but don’t give up on him yet.

I won't have sex with my boyfriend because he turned down my kisses

Dear Coleen,

Two weeks ago, my partner told me to stop kissing him the way I do as it turns him on and he doesn’t always want to or isn’t always able to make love.

He is 41 and I’m 40 and we have been together for three years.

I’m a very tactile person and affection and passion were, until recently, a huge part of my relationship with my partner.

But since he came out and said this, we haven’t made love.

It feels as if he has split who I am down the middle and thrown away that side of me that is sensual and tactile.

I have not cuddled him since and cannot even bring myself to even give him more than a peck on the cheek. He is upset about this, but can’t grasp why I feel this way.

I admit I have put up a massive wall, but I feel like my relationship died when he told me that being loving towards him is sometimes a problem.

I have no idea what to do. Please help.

Coleen says..

I think this is a question of simply getting your wires crossed.

I don’t think he’s saying he doesn’t want to make love to you, but that sometimes he’s not in the mood or he’s tired and doesn’t feel like it.

Equally, he has been assuming that every time you’re affectionate or tactile, it’s foreplay that will lead on to sex.

I really think there are a lot of mixed signals going on.

However, I totally understand why it’s put you off.

It’s a terrible thing for your pride and your ego when someone says something like that – you feel rejected, hurt and embarrassed.

If you really love each other you must sit down and talk about it.

I do not think he’s realised what he’s said and that it’s made you feel very self-conscious now when it comes to sex and even affection. You will have to explain this to him.

And you also have to explain that every time you kiss or cuddle you don’t want it to lead to sex every time – he doesn’t need to feel under pressure.

You two simply have different ways of looking at the situation, but you have to get your feelings out in the open.

If you don’t discuss it, sex will disappear altogether and your relationship won’t be far behind.

The longer you leave it, the harder it’ll be to approach and sort out.

source; themirror....

Man escapes death but faces losing fingers and toes after cat bite

A man narrowly escaped death after contracting BUBONIC PLAGUE from a cat bite.

Paul Gaylord, 59, spent a month in intensive care and still faces having his fingers and toes amputated.

Mr Gaylord, from Oregon, developed the symptoms after he was bitten by a stray cat which was choking on a rat it had caught.

It is thought the rodent was infected with fleas which carry the bacterial infection. Mr Gaylord developed flu like symptoms two days later and was given antibiotics after doctors diagnosed him with cat scratch fever.

But he was rushed to hospital days later when his lymph nodes swelled “almost as big as a lemon”.The married dad spent nearly a month on life support and his family were warned he might die.

He was even baptised in hospital and his son Jake flew in from Austin, in Texas, to say goodbye.

Mr Gaylord’s mother Almeda, 81, explained: “His heart stopped. His lung collapsed. They told us he wasn’t going to make it.Against the odds, he pulled through but now faces further surgery to remove his withered, black fingers and toes, a symptom which gave the plague the name ‘Black Death’.

Mr Gaylord, who is recovering at St Charles Medical Center in Bend, Oregon, will never be able to work as a welder again, but knows he is lucky to be alive. “They tell me I’m doing really good considering,” he told OregonLive.com. “I do feel lucky.

“I’m going to have a long row to hoe but at least I have one.”The bubonic plague is a bacterial infection which is associated with killing millions of people in the Middle Ages.

Mr Gaylord is the 5th case of the rare disease in Oregon since 1995. None has been fatal.

"We didn't even know the plague was around anymore," said his sister, Diana Gaylord. "We thought that was an ancient, ancient disease."

Sex attack on sleepwalker: Woman raped after walking out of house still in her sleep

A woman claims she was raped after she went sleepwalking out of a house into the street in the middle of the night.

The 48-year-old child carer had been staying the night with her friends after a dinner party.

She went to bed around midnight, but at some point later in the night she left the house, still in her sleep, and was accosted and raped in the street.

Metropolitan Police confirmed yesterday that detectives from the Operation Sapphire rape unit were investigating the assault, which happened early on June 27 in Ruislip, North London.

A police spokesman said forensic investigations were continuing.

The spokesman added: “We are not prepared to give many details of this incident to protect the identity of the vulnerable victim.

“Detectives from Operation Sapphire are investigating the incident, which happened shortly before 4am in the morning on June 27.

"Because of the circumstances in which it happened, we are not even sure where the sex attack happened – at this stage we are just saying Ruislip.”

A source said: “The woman suffers from somnambulism, which means she sometimes ­sleepwalks in the middle of the night.

“She was staying at a friend’s and apparently she went out of the house and walked around the streets, unaware of what she was doing.”

source; themirror

Man with world's largest penis sparks security scare at airport after bulge is mistaken for 'suspect package'

The man with the world’s largest penis was subjected to a rigorous frisking by airport security staff amid fears he was trying to smuggle a weapon on board a flight.

Jonah Falcon, 41, aroused suspicion when eagle-eyed guards from the Transport Security Administration at San Francisco International Airport spotted his bulging package.

The well endowed New Yorker was thoroughly searched and even had powder sprinkled on his pants to check for explosives after his “very noticeable” manhood was mistaken for a biological threat.
Mr Falcon is considered to have the world’s largest penis, although the Guinness Book of World Records does not record such achievements.

His manhood, which has even featured in a documentary, measures 9 inches limp and 13.5 inches when erect.

His huge crown jewels have made him a minor celebrity, as he has featured on numerous talk shows in the US and has been approached to do porn, but has never accepted.

Despite his interrogation, Mr Falcon managed to see the funny side, adding: “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on.”

Officials from the Transport Security Administration have not yet commented on the incident.

source; themirror.co.uk

Dealing with a jealous partner

A jealous partner can place a real strain on relationships, but with work from both sides it is possible to overcome it. Check out these tips for advice on working it out together.......

Take joint responsibility for the problem. Whatever the root cause of irrational jealousy, it takes commitment from both partners to beat it.

Recognise the positive side of jealousy. Instead of getting angry with your partner when they’re jealous, try to remember it’s only a problem because they value your relationship so much. If they didn’t care they wouldn’t be jealous.

Build your partner’s confidence. Jealousy and insecurity are inextricably linked. The more secure your partner feels about your relationship, and the more confident they are that you’re both fulfilled in the relationship, the less jealous they will feel. Try to boost their confidence by expressing love, paying compliments and discussing your future together.

Check your behaviour. Try to make sure your actions don’t fuel your partner’s jealous tendencies. Where possible, stick to arrangements and don’t make promises you can’t keep.

Don’t bend to unreasonable demands that could create bitterness and resentments.

source; thecoupleconnection.

SHE IS THE BREADWINNER

My cousin’s husband does not drive. So, every weekend they have an outing, she has to get behind the wheel and hurl their family of four to wherever it is they’re going. Not a big deal huh? They live in one those apartment buildings where there’s not enough parking space and if one person wants to go out he has to call his neighbor to come and move his car. So my cousin drags herself out every time a neighbor wants to go out. Every time I visit them, I leave the house wondering? “How does this work exactly?” I know there are some roles that are ‘traditionally’ masculine and sometimes when you hear some women talking about marriage or dating they say things like

“Someone to provide a home for me”

“Someone to pay the bills”

“Someone to pamper me”

It goes on. I mean women have these really lofty dreams about the benefits being with a man will confer. I mean, as much as we wave the flag of the modern woman, we still have expectations of what our men should or should not do and I don’t think this is entirely bad.

Last week, I had a very interesting conversation with a friend of mine about the subtle role reversals; women paying the rent and the bills, men staying at home and not exactly doing anything in particular. According to my friend, women want all the advantages of modernization and women empowerment but that we do not want any of the responsibilities. According to my friend, since women are clamoring for equality, we should be able to fill roles which we think are “traditionally” within the exlusive purview of the male folk. According to him, if women earn more, and are anxious to show it, then there’s no reason why she shouldn’t be able to pay the rent. He went further say, however, that the problem with that is that women end up becoming rude and unruly. He gave the instance of a family friend who seized the car keys and told her husband that he couldn’t go out with the car. Apparently, the husband didn’t have a car and for some reason, after an argument, the babe collected her car keys.

I argued that I didn’t see anything wrong with that, it’s her car, besides for all you know dude is posing around town with other babes. He said I clearly have had only bad experiences, and bad stories and as such that was the only thing that came to mind. We got to the issue of men who don’t work and sit around waiting for the women to bring home the bacon. After we got past the issue of “how do you know he’s not doing any work?” and we talked about writers, musicians, and painters, the issue of LAZINESS came up. I said that some of these men were downright lazy and had just gotten used to someone else paying for DSTV, washman, and home internet!

To my mind, my friend was justifying the concept of “lazy men”, but his argument was that there was a difference between “working hard” and “working smart” and the fact that a man wasn’t hurling a briefcase around Lagos didn’t mean he wasn’t about to make it big. I have been told that between hard working men and lazy men lies a world of grey. A world of men who keep trying to make things work but nothing just seems to be working. What then is the yardstick for measuring if your man is trying hard but things are JUST not working out?

“Women claim they want equality but when it comes to stepping up and doing some things in light of the new state of things they wont. Once a woman starts earning more money than you, or she’s in a position to provide, she becomes rude and forgets you’re her husband”

To that I ask, does that make it alright to make the woman pay the rent? How do you know that it is alright to pay the rent because you know that when the big pay break comes, your man will make it all worth your while. As women, do we have a tendency to become “rude” and “unsubmissive” when we know it’s our Daddy who gave us the house, or who paid the rent?

If we’re stepping out of the box of convention of “Daddy provides and Mummy stays at home” then we should step out of the box completely then. It goes both ways; if as a woman I’m going to work, paying the bills, paying rent, buying clothes for both of us, then is it fair that I maintain my role as the home maker and care giver? If you, as the man, stay at home, is it fair that you expect (demand) that I leave you on the “father of the house” pedestal?

Before you answer any of these questions, please think about it carefully because many times we find ourselves in positions we never really thought we would. We say “God forbid I marry a layabout” and we find that somehow all that “fine boy swag” is just what it is on the surface.

I’ve heard several testimonies of women who have stepped up to take the role of care giver when their men are going through tough times and those women have been rewarded with peace of mind and a very appreciative husband in the long run. On the other hand, there are men who find that they’re carrying this burden year after year and there’s no hope of respite anywhere. Are we partial in our expectations of what should be the traditional role of a woman? Is it alright for a woman to be the one who drives while the man sits on the passenger’s side? Are we really supposed to accept that this is the age of breaking the bonds of convention and the age of role reversal? and if this is the case, what are the terms?

SOURCE: BELLANAIJA

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN BETA

You see, I have read so many articles recently stating that there aren’t “real men” anymore and that modern day men are too ‘sissy’ and ‘metrosexual’. Quite frankly, this is confusing as there are a number of things that have changed since the last time “men were men”. Women have equal opportunities for jobs these days and a good number of them make a decent bundle. The stereotype of the “man’s man” of the times past would have been hit with several sexual discrimination lawsuits in recent times so, that makes it rather confusing.

Bear with me as I rant many things I find mind-boggling about women.

I know a lot of women that complain about the scarcity of “good guys” and the funny thing about this assertion is that these same women complain that “good guys” are boring and they are more excited by ‘bad guys‘. A friend told me a little while ago that her “boyfriend” was too good to her! ”Too good to her”? What does that even mean? It doesn’t come as a big surprise that the said girl was cheating on her “too good” boyfriend at the time. She felt she needed the excitement of being with a more exciting and dangerous guy. What I find funny about all of this is that after dating a couple of bad guys, she will run back into the arms of a good guy (well, up until she needs excitement again).

Another thing that irks me is the fact that women proceed to change everything about their man soon after they start dating. One minute, you want a “spontaneous, outgoing, funny guy” but as soon as you start dating him, you start nagging about all the things that attracted you to him in the first place. So the spontaneous, outgoing, funny guy eventually becomes a predictable, introverted (let’s not forget a word many women like using) boring chap. Of course, she resumes the nagging about how much he has changed during the relationship.

Women complain all day about how all men are dogs and can’t be trusted. Have you ever stopped to ask yourself the question, who are the females these “dogs” sleep with? I don’t have statistics to back this up but I strongly believe women cheat as much as men. Friends with benefits and side chick relationships are common place. Its not like we menfolk are complaining but it’s a bit unfair for us to take all the stick, right?

Some other women want the strong, domineering type of man that will control them. You know those type of men are one step away from being abusive partners right? You can’t expect someone to be in control of your whole life and not expect that person to abuse the privilege.

I believe that until the day women can really take the initiative, we can’t be discussing equality. How many women can really walk up to a guy to ask him out? How many women can really have a casual sexual relationship with a guy and not get emotionally tangled?Yes I said it… How many women? Most women want to be wooed, wined and dined while they consider whether or not the guy has a fighting chance to get with her. That same guy will persevere for a couple of months till the woman eventually gives in, only to find out she isn’t all that. By this time, the tables have turned and the female is more desperate to hold on to “her man” and the guy is thinking about moving on. Truth is, no matter how you want to see it, the man possesses all the initiative, thus, he is in an advantageous position at all times. If women don’t want to be victims, they need to seize the initiative in the war of the sexes.

SOURCE: BELLANAIJA

SURPRISING FACT ABOUT PORN FOR WOMEN

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WHICH KIND OF WOMEN WATCHE PORN

Personally, I like my pizza deliveryman to do one thing: bring me my dinner. But mention this guy to a group of women, and, while most of us will think of cheesy pies with tomato sauce, a good number of us will conjure up that hilariously bad porn cliché, the randy fellow who's always ready to accept sex in exchange for a medium sausage and mushroom. Notwithstanding how lame the cliché is, or how simply bad most porn is (and after ten years as a professional reviewer of the stuff, I can report that much of it is very bad), the fact is, millions of women use and enjoy "explicit sexual imagery." What's perhaps more surprising, given the latest scientific research, is that more of us don't.

In the first three months of 2007, according to Nielsen/NetRatings, approximately one in three visitors to adult entertainment Web sites was female; during the same period, nearly 13 million American women were checking out porn online at least once each month. Theresa Flynt, vice president of marketing for Hustler video, says that women account for 56 percent of business at her company's video stores. "And the female audience is increasing," she adds. "Women are buying more porn." (They're creating more of it, too: Female director Candida Royalle's hard-core erotic videos, made expressly for women viewers, sell at the rate of approximately 10,000 copies a month.)

Meanwhile, science is finally buying into the idea that women are at least as stimulated by porn as men. In a 2006 study at McGill University, researchers monitored genital temperature changes to measure sexual arousal and found that, when shown porn clips, men and women alike began displaying arousal within 30 seconds; men reached maximum arousal in about 11 minutes, women in about 12 (a statistically negligible difference, according to the study). Even more compelling were the results of a 2004 study at Northwestern University that also assessed the effect of porn on genital arousal. Mind you, a copy of Buffy the Vampire Layer and a lubed-up feedback device isn't most girls' idea of a hot night in. But when the researchers showed gay, lesbian, and straight porn to heterosexual and homosexual women and men, they found that while the men responded more intensely to porn that mirrored their particular gender orientation, the women tended to like it all. Or at least their bodies did.

But that's the hitch: Even when our bodies respond to what we're seeing, not every woman feels empowered to enjoy the show. For years we've been told that we won't—or shouldn't—be turned on by porn, end of story, sleep tight. The message has come from all sides—from conservative Christian organizations ("Traditionally, women are far more likely to engage in wistful, romantic fantasies than crude scenes of people engaging in sexual acts," Kathy Gallagher, cofounder of Pure Life Ministries, has written) to the radical feminist Catharine MacKinnon (who says porn exploits and discriminates against women, and encourages rape). When everyone tells you that what you might be curious about, or even secretly like, is wrong, bad, sleazy, and shameful, you don't have to cast a line very far to land a set of inhibitions.

And, indeed, many a smart, strong, sexually self-reliant girl has popped in a porn DVD and ejected it just as quickly because she saw something that offended her or made her uncomfortable. I've heard from many women that they don't like the sense of being "out of control" they get from watching porn—that disconnect between how their body is feeling and what their brain is telling them is acceptable. I like to remind these women that porn won't make you do anything you didn't already want to do before you pressed Play on the Edward Penishands DVD.

SOURCE; OPRAH

GET THE COW FOR FREE

You may be familiar with the cliché, “Why buy the milk when you could get the cow for free?” The saying simply means there is no need to make an investment in something when you are gaining the benefits from it already. Think about it carefully. In some traditions it is custom for a man to pay bride price once his marriage proposal is accepted by the soon-to-be bride and her family. Sometimes it may include as much as offering several cows to the father of the bride. However without proposing marriage, there is no use in buying a cow to offer someone when your own supply has not been bought.

Obviously many people today live together with their boyfriend/girlfriend, significant other, or partner, as they find that their living arrangements either work for them or hope that it eventually may lead to a bright future together forever.

D. Johnson, a former classmate and college graduate as of May, rented her first apartment two years ago near her school’s campus to live together with her boyfriend. It was a new experience for the two. No more walks and bus rides to visit each other at separate houses or violent bangs on his or her front door to be allowed inside. Instead, the two had their own copy of the house key including a spare, how cute.

Her first routine at playing house began when she woke up in the same bed as her boyfriend. Soon after she would prepare breakfast, then after returning home from school, prepare dinner. While most college students are being fed meals in their school’s cafeteria, at 20 she chose to regularly cook for two. Perhaps she watched one too many movies about how to keep a man that she felt the need to play out the scenes in such movies like cooking and cleaning round-the-clock. Sadly for Johnson, it has not really gotten her anywhere because they are currently on “break” from each other. She explained that her boyfriend needed his “space.”

Although the two are young, she dreams of a future with her boyfriend of four years who has mentioned that he would like to marry her someday. Someday may take some years or somebody will have to settle with being just someone’s girl.

K. Portes, 26, lives together with her child’s father, their two-year-old son, and her first child from a previous relationship. She and her boyfriend have been together for three years and have lived together for the past two and half years. Portes explained that even though she would like to marry him, he shows no sign of readiness and she is unsure of how much longer it will take before he takes that step. She is currently unemployed and therefore relies greatly on her boyfriend’s income which shows she is dependent on someone who exhibits no serious commitment, even after having a child.

Women like Johnson and Portes have the audacity to complain about being the longtime girlfriend for 15 years; whining about why he won’t propose, and why can’t he get his stuff together and put a ring on it? No one is to blame but you. After all, no one put you in that position but yourself.

What does one expect when they have made things extremely comfortable for their mates; cooking breakfast, lunch and dinner, in some cases raise children together, split bills, act as nurse when their man is sick, and do everything else like married couples. Obviously the boyfriend may not see a reason to marry.

It is important to be realistic about the relationship’s expectations, especially when living and acting like married couples. Women will often expect their man to make it official, when to him, it already is official.

source; jaguda

national youth sexual camp

‘Please God, let my ‘runz’ work o. I don’t want to serve outside Lagos.’ Yemi & her friends prayed months before NYSC Deployment list came out. Barely two months later, the list was out. Neither Yemi nor her friends got Lagos. Yemi got Ogun State. Her friends got even farther places. A week later, Yemi said Goodbye to ‘Gidi & Hello to Shagamu camp.’ The first week was as terrible as she feared. The sleeping conditions, toilet, waking up before dawn and all that… but things got better in the second week.


Did I forget to tell you Yemi is beautiful? Yes, she is – mad boobs & ass. Almost every guy’s dream girl, em… except me sha! *shrugs*


A lot of guys wanted to be a friend from day two. They offered her loads of assistance & things. None of the guys tickled her fancy, except Kehinde. But her home was what she wanted; she was so home sick for the first week. Things got better with the second week though. She saw Kehinde often compared to when all they did was exchanging pleasantries. This transition went real good, they became real close, hung out every night at mami market, BB’ed and called each other like there was an emergency. Ok, one lil secret – they both had ‘existing relationships’ outside camp. But the feeling in camp was something entirely different. (If you’ve been there, you’ll know what I mean) lol… you nodded your head, why?


There was barely anything they dint know about each other already. They talked about their families, plans, regrets, virginity status; the girl said she was still a virgin while Kehinde wasn’t. Guys don’t lose their virginity (in my opinion) – once you’ve done it, you’ve done it!!! Their chats were incisive and endless.


Yemi within herself was beginning to feel the same thing (“I like you”) Kehinde had whispered into her ears on a Friday night while they were having drinks at mami. Everything didnt go smoothly though, they had their arguments. You know how girls can be nau.


The third week, things got almost unbearable for the two ‘lovers’. Once it was 7pm, they felt touchy, mushy, call it whatever, but ‘agro’ was setting in. The weather in camp was a chilling one, especially in the evening. but the fact that a married woman was caught ‘getting’ it from a guy as early as the second day, discouraged them from exploring their desires. Moreover, Yemi already said she’s a virgin.
It was variety night and Miss NYSC beauty contest was going on, Otondos were allowed to stay out beyond 10pm. A lot of corpers coupled up & ‘chilled’ at different coded spots. Our very own Yemi & Kehinde were at the show, but more like back stage because they barely watched what was going on.

Everything was perfect but the location. It was 12am already, weather was cold, goose pimples flooded Yemi’s skin, she laid in his arms, her hands moving restlessly on Kehindes chest. He kissed her & she kissed back immediately. Before she could get any more, a short soldier blew the bugle, meaning “corpers, light out”. The look on their faces spelt “I haff die” they craved more. They really had to let go, retire to bed, reminisce on the little they had & the regrets of the sound of the bugle. In their respective rooms, & they continued with BB. They chatted about everything from day two to the sound of that bugle.

Kehinde: Let’s apply for exeat to leave camp.
Yemi: Kenny, hmmmm! Where to?
Kehinde: Let’s get a very condusive place with no rules, so what happened tonight won’t repeat itself
Yemi: Hmmmm. I dunno oh, but let’s see hw it goes.

Kehinde, made a really bold move.
Everything worked out as planned. The exeat approval was so easy. They left camp 15mins after each other. Kehinde didn’t know anywhere in Shagamu, they got a cab & he just told the old man “hotel to wa ni isale yen” meaning “that hotel down the road”. Coincidentally, there’s a hotel down the road, but opposite the direction kehinde pointed. “e wole, 150 naira ni owo yin” said the cabman.

When they got to their hotel room…. Yemi entered first as Kenny held the door for her and he entered too. The AC & TV were already on. Just like a spiritual attack, she hugged him firmly while standing behind the door, and he responded with a kiss. She stopped, looked at him and continued kissing. They moved towards the bed, while still kissing. He ripped off the shirt she wore on her NYSC white tee and immediately they fell on the bed. He took off his shirt too – no time to waste! He just wanted her! Yemi breathing pattern changes -heavy breathing as he kisses her neck. ‘Snap’ her bra is loose. She looked helpless as he kissed her left nipple smoothly. Now he goes down on her, he undresses her without an objection. On Kenny’s face; it was like he saw strawberry flavored ice cream cake. He spread her legs & buried his head. Finger separates the wall, as his tongue hit the spot right above the clit. He licked her crack real good. Yemi was in… *God knows where* as she spanked Kehinde’s head in joy. Kehinde stopped. He uttered his first word since they got into the room. “Let do this” and she just pulled him and whispered into his ear “OMG! you shouldn’t have stopped”. He smiled kissed her forehead brought out his wallet, took out his ‘lifestyle – extra light’ condom. He strapped himself up. Now, she spreads her legs while Kehinde held the right leg.

Kenny: Help yourself in, it won’t hurt like u feared
Yemi: Em….r u sure it won’t hurt?
Kenny: It won’t. Put it in slowly
You’re very wet, that will help
Yemi: Em… R u sure? *she puts it in slowly*
Kenny: Bring it out.. You like it?

And Yemi nodded her cute head, while Kehinde plays with her cheek & kissed her

Kenny: Oya put it in again
Yemi: Em…ok
The process goes on: *putting it in again*
*slowly out*
*Gently in*
*moaning*
Kenny: Remove ur hand

He now takes control, withdrawing himself & putting it in. Yemi surrendered her hands away as she gets breathless. He started going faster and precise. She wrapped her legs round him, calling his name “Tunde”. Sorry, I meant “Kenny Kenny” her fingers moving recklessly & nails digging into his back. Kehinde kept going & hitting faster.
She moaned loudly saying all sorts I can’t even spell. Things like “taidywtabszqqupfdjnell”
She pushed him away, clapped her thighs. No one knew if she was moaning or groaning, but she ‘came’. now she sits on him right after, helped herself in, sits on top and moving up and down. He held her tiny waist, caressing her body. She’s riding him fast and fast and really fast
moaning and calling “Kehinde” his hands tightening on the bed sheet. They both moaned till he finally ‘came’
*sigh*

They both lying down as he plays wit her flat tummy.
She turns away, acting ‘I’m shy’
Kehinde stands to clean up only to notice they didn’t lock the door all this while….
Kehinde: the door wasn’t locked all along
Yemi: wow! I hope no one peeped sha
Kehinde: how was it?
Yemi: I’m shy jo. I just hope you’ll keep this a secret.
Kehinde: why not? What do u take me for?
Yemi: nothing boo, just making sure.
Kehinde: but you told me you’re a virgin
Yemi: hmmmm! The thing is my dad’s cousin’s friend, neighbnour’s…..
Kehinde: ….niece’s, brother’s dad raped you, abi?
Yemi: why are you talking like this?

I won’t go into details on how they handled the situation (the lie) & their relationships out of camp. But there’s really no need to lie about this thing. No one is dishing out awards for your status.
Awaiting Otondo (corpers), make sure you explore and have fun. Although some of us went there and didn’t do anything. *adjusting Gucci halo* Its not a must.
Call or BB ur boyfriend/girlfriend/gay partner & ask what he or she did while in camp #okbye

source; date3sixty

playing with myself

Don’t read this and play the saint. It would really piss you off! Yeah you read that right. Not me, You! Imagine pissing yourself off. Wouldn’t it hurt you to read something so sincere and then act like you know nothing about it? Oh please! Swear that you haven’t once touched yourself.. And loved it! Ever?
Last night I sat in my room, staring blankly at the wall clock as the rained poured down heavily on my roof. It had been raining all day and I was stuck in, cause my entire street was flooded. I couldn’t dare drive my car our the compound for fear of getting sunk. So I cancelled all my appointments, turned on some candles and watched a couple of movies.

Halfway into my third movie in a row, it hit me! I was frigging lonely. And as if my Tv could hear me, the lead female character in the movie I was just watching said, “Oh Danny, You’ve been gone for too long. I’m so lonely here, please don’t go.”
Her male companion pulled her into his arms slowly and buried his face in her hair, taking in a slow deep breath.
“I’m always with you,” he whispered and then lifted her chin up to place her face in his view. He kissed her lips, slowly at first and then she pulled him deeper into her, returning his kiss hungrily.
I kept my eyes on the scene, my senses reveling in the moment they shared, my pussy purring between my thighs.
I suddenly felt cold, as chills ran down my spine. I watched as he grabbed her by her ass, a roundly shaped, nicely held pair of buttocks that sat comfortably in her tight skirt.
They had begun to eat hungrily at each other now, and he seemed to be ripping her clothes off her. She groaned, a deep throated escape of air through her nostrils as he had practically enveloped her mouth in his.
I sat back on the sofa, my legs wrapped under my ass in a folded curl. I began to get uneasy, an undeniable fire burning in my thighs as my pussy began get wet.
It was still raining. My candles still burned in the far end of the room, the glares of the flame a pretty sight against my walls. I was alone. By myself. And I was horny. Too horny to keep sitting on the sofa with my legs beneath me like that.
In an instant, I had spread them apart, my fingers playing longingly on my clits as I continued to watch him get her naked.

Soon enough he was bare chested too, as she had unbuttoned his shirt as well. He pushed her to one end of the room they were in, her back to the wall and then began to feed on her voluptuous breasts. She whispered to him not to stop, I prayed silently that he wouldn’t as I began to push my fingers in and out of my very wet vagina.
It felt so good. I rolled my head back, my other hand squeezing tight on my breasts.
I hadn’t masturbated in a while. Maybe months. Josh and I fucked real hard a couple of nights ago, and as I fucked myself now, I thought about him.
His huge cock. I imagined sucking on his cock now as I continued to ram my Vagina, my juices flowing freely between my fingers.
In my head I could hear Josh moaning my name as I sucked on his cock, from the corner of my eye I could see the tv, He had started to fuck her, her back turned to him -hard doggy style.

Damn! I watched as her big round ass bounced back against his dick. She had such a beautiful behind. Just watching it turned me on. It seemed wrong to be turned on by the sight of another woman, but my pussy thought it right. My fingers hit my gspot, really good, I kept on. Fucking myself, moaning, moving my hips and legs in slow-fast motions, my head rolling back and forth as it began to hit me.
I flooded the sofa with my pussy juice and then I passed.
It was so good. I felt so sexy. I could smell myself, fresh. I lifted a finger into my mouth and tasted myself, wet it all up and stuck it right back in my pussy.
And then my phone rang. I turned to look at the small device just beside me, it was Josh. Oh Josh! I hoped for the good of me he was calling to say he wanted to get fucked just as much as I did. But instead of picking up, I let it ring out, keeping my eyes on the sex scene on the Tv as I enjoyed myself.
It had stopped raining now.
I didn’t feel so lonely anymore.
And I was ready to start my fourth movie.

my freaky masturbation orgy

Don’t read this and play the saint. It would really piss you off! Yeah you read that right. Not me, You! Imagine pissing yourself off. Wouldn’t it hurt you to read something so sincere and then act like you know nothing about it? Oh please! Swear that you haven’t once touched yourself.. And loved it! Ever?
Last night I sat in my room, staring blankly at the wall clock as the rained poured down heavily on my roof. It had been raining all day and I was stuck in, cause my entire street was flooded. I couldn’t dare drive my car our the compound for fear of getting sunk. So I cancelled all my appointments, turned on some candles and watched a couple of movies.

Halfway into my third movie in a row, it hit me! I was frigging lonely. And as if my Tv could hear me, the lead female character in the movie I was just watching said, “Oh Danny, You’ve been gone for too long. I’m so lonely here, please don’t go.”
Her male companion pulled her into his arms slowly and buried his face in her hair, taking in a slow deep breath.
“I’m always with you,” he whispered and then lifted her chin up to place her face in his view. He kissed her lips, slowly at first and then she pulled him deeper into her, returning his kiss hungrily.
I kept my eyes on the scene, my senses reveling in the moment they shared, my pussy purring between my thighs.
I suddenly felt cold, as chills ran down my spine. I watched as he grabbed her by her ass, a roundly shaped, nicely held pair of buttocks that sat comfortably in her tight skirt.
They had begun to eat hungrily at each other now, and he seemed to be ripping her clothes off her. She groaned, a deep throated escape of air through her nostrils as he had practically enveloped her mouth in his.
I sat back on the sofa, my legs wrapped under my ass in a folded curl. I began to get uneasy, an undeniable fire burning in my thighs as my pussy began get wet.
It was still raining. My candles still burned in the far end of the room, the glares of the flame a pretty sight against my walls. I was alone. By myself. And I was horny. Too horny to keep sitting on the sofa with my legs beneath me like that.
In an instant, I had spread them apart, my fingers playing longingly on my clits as I continued to watch him get her naked.

Soon enough he was bare chested too, as she had unbuttoned his shirt as well. He pushed her to one end of the room they were in, her back to the wall and then began to feed on her voluptuous breasts. She whispered to him not to stop, I prayed silently that he wouldn’t as I began to push my fingers in and out of my very wet vagina.
It felt so good. I rolled my head back, my other hand squeezing tight on my breasts.
I hadn’t masturbated in a while. Maybe months. Josh and I fucked real hard a couple of nights ago, and as I fucked myself now, I thought about him.
His huge cock. I imagined sucking on his cock now as I continued to ram my Vagina, my juices flowing freely between my fingers.
In my head I could hear Josh moaning my name as I sucked on his cock, from the corner of my eye I could see the tv, He had started to fuck her, her back turned to him -hard doggy style.

Damn! I watched as her big round ass bounced back against his dick. She had such a beautiful behind. Just watching it turned me on. It seemed wrong to be turned on by the sight of another woman, but my pussy thought it right. My fingers hit my gspot, really good, I kept on. Fucking myself, moaning, moving my hips and legs in slow-fast motions, my head rolling back and forth as it began to hit me.
I flooded the sofa with my pussy juice and then I passed.
It was so good. I felt so sexy. I could smell myself, fresh. I lifted a finger into my mouth and tasted myself, wet it all up and stuck it right back in my pussy.
And then my phone rang. I turned to look at the small device just beside me, it was Josh. Oh Josh! I hoped for the good of me he was calling to say he wanted to get fucked just as much as I did. But instead of picking up, I let it ring out, keeping my eyes on the sex scene on the Tv as I enjoyed myself.
It had stopped raining now.
I didn’t feel so lonely anymore.
And I was ready to start my fourth movie.

source; jaguda

Fashion Insanity; women taking fashion to NAKED level

Will you call these fashion or illuminati?

 

MICAELA SCHAEFER WEARING THE TAPE DRESS


INDESCENT PROPOSAL; Bride-to-be sells her wedding night to highest online bidder

A wedding night is usually one of the most special things a just-married couple can share with each other.
But one bride-to-be has put hers up for auction online to be sold to the highest bidder.

The bizarre sex sale is being offered by a vendor known as “NicoleBlow37”, believed to be German bride Sandra Meyer.
The 38-year-old said it had long been a fantasy of hers to have a threesome on her wedding night and was delighted that her hubby-to-be agreed.
Sandra posted her indecent proposal, along with a selection of saucy snaps, on website gesext.de, where bids are currently up to 355 Euros.
In her description, she wrote: “I want another man to make love to me in front of my husband on my wedding night.
“We will meet in the bar and then move on to the honeymoon suite in the hotel. Once we have made ourselves comfortable my new husband will join us.
“We will bring a copy of the wedding certificate for that day to the hotel to prove this is my wedding night."
The couple from the German province of North Rhine Westphalia also specify that the winning bidder will be expected to pay for the honeymoon suite.
Successful applicants are also required to be “well groomed and considerate” and should also “have respect for women”.
Only those who have sent a photograph to the bride in advance are allowed to bid to be with her on her honeymoon night.
The wedding night offer is the latest x-rated auction to be held on the internet.

British student Rosie Reid put her virginity up for sale on eBay in 2004 to pay for her university education.
The 18-year-old claimed she would rather sleep with a stranger than face graduating with huge debts.
The Bristol University student was reportedly paid £8,400 by a 44-year-old BT engineer.

PHOTO BELOW..NATALIE DYLAN
SOURCE; MIRROR

"It was hell, I can't walk!" Man found sobbing in street after 36-hours of sex ordeal with German nymphomaniac

A man was found sobbing in the street by police after his one-night stand demanded too much sex.
The African man broke down in tears outside the woman’s apartment after the 36-hour ordeal in Munich, Germany.
Police confirmed that the exhausted man told them: “I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.”
The man is believed to be the latest victim of a German nymphomaniac who was arrested last month after forcing her date to make love to her eight times.
Her first victim was forced to escape from the apartment to raise the alarm when his insatiable lover refused to let him go.
The 43-year-old met the woman in a bar in Munich, Germany, according to German news website The Province.

The pair went back to her apartment where they had sex several times, but when the eager woman demanded more, the exhausted man refused.
When the sex-hungry woman wouldn’t take no for an answer, the man took drastic action.
What is nymphomania? Mirror Online gets to the bottom of sex addiction
The desperate man was reportedly spotted on a balcony crying for help after the eager woman demanded more and more sex.

A police spokesman was quoted as saying: “He complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment.
“But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony and alerted the police.”
The victim reportedly told police: “You have got to help me. She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out and I cannot go on!”
Incredibly, when police arrived at the apartment, the woman even tried to tempt them into her bedroom.
The woman, who is believed to be 47, has now been taken to hospital for psychiatric observation.

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Emilio Pucci Lace for VIP Room – Kim Kardashian videos, photos and blog: Official website

I can't do without sex daily- 10yrs old girl confesses

A 10-year old girl who was a victim of sexual abuse has made a shocking confession, saying that she cannot do without having sex with men daily.
 
She narrated how an old man, who was their neighbour at Mile 12, Lagos State, southwest Nigeria, lured her into sex at seven and since then she cannot resist having sex everyday.
The primary two pupil said if she did not see any man to have sex with her in her area, she would go to a popular under bridge at Mile 12 Lagos and beg for sex from touts.
She said she came from Enugu state to Lagos to live with her aunt after the death of her father.
Her case has become so serious that she had to be referred to an NGO, Community Health Support and Empowerment Initiative, COHSAEI, which has taken up the challenge to rehabilitate her.
The little girl said she was lured into sex by a man she called Baba who lived with her aunt in the same compound.
She said the man (Baba) usually called her to his apartment whenever his wife and her aunt were not around and will put his finger inside her private part.
“He will tell me to come back home immediately our school closes and when I reach home he will be waiting for me to finger my vagina,” she narrated.
She said with time he started having real sex with her.
She said when the man that initiated her into it moved out of their area, she resorted to meeting other men in the area without her aunt knowing.
She said she has become addicted to sex and cannot do without it.
“When I desire sex and I do not see anybody to do it in my area, I will go under the bridge and beg the touts to do it for me,” he said.
Her predicament came when she confessed to her teacher what she was going through after the teacher noticed some abnormal behaviour in her.
The teacher contacted her aunt who contacted an NGO for assistance.
The programme coordinator of the NGO, Mrs. Priscilla Ingbia, noted that her case was very pathetic because of her age. She said her group took up the challenge to rehabilitate her because it was clear if nothing was done urgently her future was in danger.
She said her organisation has started the process of rehabilitating her by carrying out series of tests on her to ascertain her health conditions.
Ingbia stressed the urgent need to relocate her from her present environment and start a new life for her.
She said her organisation has not been able to do so because of the financial cost of doing so.

source; naija

ANGELINA JOLIE LIPS

EVER WOUNDER WHY ANGELINA JOLIE LIPS LOOKS LIKE THAT OF A BATTERED PUSSY...YEAH YEAH..YOU LIKE HER LIPS...BUT Y DOES IT LOOK LIKE A SCARY CUNT? I SHOW YOU Y....SHE LOVE TO SUCK COCK...

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RAI NUDE

RIHANNA SHOWIING OFF PUSSY

GET TO KNOW YOUR CELEBRITY BETTER....STILL WANNA IMITATE RIHANNA, CIARA,RAI...SEE WHAT THEY WON'T SHOW YOU SO EASILY....

RIHANNA GOOD GIRL GONE BAD

RIHANNA WE RUN THIS TOWN

RIHANNA A PIECE OF ME

RAI WAITING..

RIHANNA CATCHING FUN

RIHANNA OUTBUST

LADY GAGA GOING GAGA

SELENA GOMEZ HOT FUCK

How Far Would You Go To Keep Your Man?

Men are hard to find, a good man…even harder. At least that’s what we women have been made to believe over the years. As soon as you find that man who ticks most or all of your boxes, you got to keep that dude on lock down or risk him being snatched from under your finely manicured finger nails. Plus we women pour out a lot into our significant others, we build them up when the world try’s to take them apart, we make sure we create enough stability at home so they have the confidence to stand tall among their peers and we try our hardest to help him dust off those bad habits. Eventually, we turn him into the man of our dreams, or at least we try to. Therefore you can imagine that the thought of another women walking away with our trophy man, after we’ve spent years painstakingly building him up, is a bit too much for most women to bear.

Perhaps, this is what US First Lady, Michelle Obama was thinking recently. In April, the National Enquirer alleged in that Mrs Obama had banned both actresses Scarlett Johansson and Kerry Washington from the White House because they were ‘too flirty’ with the President. The tabloid also suggested that the First Lady has a ‘watch list’ of women that were to be kept away from her 50-year-old tall, dark and handsome husband.

Naturally, the White House has dismissed these claims as ‘completely false’ but can you blame her if it was true? Who would want to go down in the history books as being the first African American 1^st Lady to have a Monica Lewinsky episode…or to have her husband stolen from her right there in the White House….err no thank you!

Mrs Obama and the validity of these rumors, aside, I’ve heard of many women who have gone to great lengths to keep women away from their husbands. Different strategies, from threatening suspected women to even having them beat up. I remember a while ago a friend of mine got slapped at a party by her colleague’s wife. The wife, who was 5months pregnant, at the time, had seen a picture of my friend hugging her husband and feared the worst. Her plan had been to threaten my friend with some harsh words but things turned ugly when my friend tried to walk away, Madame pulled her back by her hair and gave her a good smack across the face. Off course, it was left to me and a few other friends to tear both women apart, as the man in contention had suddenly disappeared.

Although I can’t completely vouch for my friend, I do wonder if the wife’s slapping actions were entirely appropriate. Many have argued that if a man wants to stay with you, he will. If he doesn’t, it doesn’t matter how many women you slap, threaten or beat up, he’ll still get up one day and not come back. Plus, if any woman feels the need to ban, beat or provide any kind of embargo within her relationship, perhaps that suggests that there might be other issues she needs to deal with first? Or am I approaching this from the wrong angle? Do men need protecting? Do we as their girlfriends/wives have the responsibility to protect them from other women? If that’s the case, how far will you go to keep your man?

Let’s share!

source; bellanaija

Daddy! Take It Or Leave It, He’s The One I’m Going To Marry

Under Nigerian customary law, a marriage is deemed valid when a bride price has been paid or gifts in lieu of cash are exchanged. However, this is only after parental consent has been obtained. It is said that a valid Nigerian marriage is a fusion/morphing of not just two people who want so spend their lives together, but instead two families brought together by the intent of two people. So essentially to a large extent parental consent is very important. However, we find sometimes that some parents just say “NO” and when you ask them what they have against the union they cannot answer you with conviction.

I understand where parents withhold consent based on religious or cultural differences (not that I agree with them) but I understand where they are probably coming from. They probably are basing their decisions on factors that are real to them or experiences they have lived through.  However, what I don’t understand is where the parent says stuff like “I just don’t like him. He has shifty eyes and you can’t marry him”

My friend Rakiya shared an experience with me recently on how her father said she couldn’t marry her boyfriend Victor in 2007 because he was too light skinned and people with overly light skin tend to be promiscuous. It was ludicrous. She assumed it was a joke until her mother told her in confidence that Daddy was serious about it and he even said he did not want to see Victor in their house.  Rakiya had dated Victor through her university days and he had been the complete gentleman and he made her happy. Victor was the man she wanted to spend the rest of her life with, he was the one who made her eyes brighten up with laughter.She was more hurt than angry at her father because he was being completely unreasonable.  He didn’t have the ‘usual’ complaints of  ”he’s not a moslem”, “he’s Igbo”/”no he’s not Igbo he’s from Sabongida Ora in Edo state”/ “he’s still Igbo! Anywhere after Ore is ‘Igbo’”.
But Rakiya’s dad’s problem with Victor went beyond the basic ‘home-video’ issues… He simply did not like him and for a generally soft spoken man, he was adamant on this Victor issue.

It made me wonder about the issue of the importance of parental consent with regards relationships and marriages. What exactly is the test of reasonableness for the withholding of consent. If you feel your parents are being unreasonable will you go ahead and marry the man of your dreams or do as your parents say and break off the relationship?

SOURCE; BELLANAIJA